Wednesday, 21 June 2017

The Clock of Life


The Clock of Life is wound but once
And no man has the power
To tell just when the hands will stop
At late or early hour.

The present only is our own
So live, love, toil with a will

Place no faith in "Tomorrow,"
For the Clock may then be still.

The Clock of Life by Robert H Smith


Hi everyone!

After some 570,000 turns of the minute hand of my own Clock of Life and over 2 billion seconds, today is Day:23,742 for me.
My 65th Birthday !

A day for memories of Times Past. 
And perhaps just a nod toward Tomorrow.
  
But as for Today, well the Sandwiches are cut, the Salad is prepared (OK, it’s a couple of small tomatoes) and the Pork Pie is in; never in doubt!!

I’m off to Lords for the cricket: Day 3 of Middlesex v Yorkshire in the Championship.
With Nigel, a good friend from the Fitz Class of '71

I was at Lords on Day:7,671 -  44 years ago today on Thursday 21st June 1973 -  for my 21st Birthday.
Was the Clock hovering somewhere around  - hopefully just before - quarter past the hour?

Peter Williams (a childhood friend from St Mark’s Primary School days), the Young Man (from even further back than that) and I sat on the upper tier of the Compton Stand at the Nursery End for Day 1 of England v New Zealand.
Ray Illingworth captained England who ended the day on 240 for 9, with a steady 61 from Geoff Boycott and a sparkling 63 from Tony Greig, the Sussex captain.



Greigy
At the Cromwell Road end, Hove

I sat looking out across the ground looking up to Father Time, who has watched over the cricket at Lords since the mid 1920’s.


Father Time is not always a hard parent and though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have used him well; making them old men and women inexorably enough, but leaving their hearts and spirits young and in full vigour.

With such people the grey head is but the impression of the old fellow's hand in giving them his blessing, and every wrinkle but a notch in the quiet calendar of a well-spent life.
Barnaby Rudge by Charles Dickens

I thought back – as I always do on visits to the Home of Cricket – to the first time I ever watched a game there. It was on Day:3,263, Saturday 27th May 1961.
Was the Clock at barely 6 minutes past the hour?

It was Marylebone Cricket Club - MCC (captained by Colin Cowdrey, with Young Jim keeping wicket) v The Australians (captained by Richie Benaud).
There were centuries for two Australians: 104 from Bill Lawry and 122 from Norman O’Neill.

Dad & I sat in the Warner stand, which was only a couple of years old back in 1961.
50+ years on, I can sense the hands on the Clock gathering speed for the stand has recently been demolished and rebuilt.



Young Ric & Dad 
The Mermaid Hotel, Rye in the early 1970's
My cousin Linda's wedding

Barely a handful of you reading the blog will have known Dad.

It is over 35 years since he died, but Dad's influence on me - how I see the world and value the people in it -  is still as strong ever. 
I have felt him walking by my side every day of my life. His hand in mine on days of Triumph and of Disaster; I’ve always tried, as Kipling wrote, to treat those two Impostors just the same.

For what it's worth, Graham Greene, that quintessentially English novelist,  was right: 
Success is more dangerous than Failure, the ripples break over a wider coastline.

As we headed back that Saturday evening to Tunbridge Wells, we drove across South East London and out along the Bromley Road. 
Though Dad & I had no absolutely idea, we were within barely a mile of Merryfield where Dianne and I would live contentedly for 30 years and more.


Lady Piper & Lord Mylo
At Merryfield: May 2017

It had been a great day at the Cricket, the game Dad & I have loved all our lives, starting out as players and then retiring to watch from the famous deckchairs at the Cromwell Road end at Hove.

Like Dad, my club cricket would be played on the village greens of Kent and Sussex.

My first game of club cricket was on Day:5,479. Wednesday 21st June 1967, my 15th birthday.

If I'm to make it  - as I'm determined I will - to Summer 2039 for the 200th Anniversary lunch of my beloved Sussex, the Clock will need to have been around 10 minutes past the hour !

It was an evening game for Hawkenbury Wednesdays against Tonbridge Occasionals.



Hawkenbury Cricket Ground
The Hedge End is on the left

A Hawks player had dropped out on the Tuesday afternoon & the Hawks Wednesday captain George Bennett – whose wife knew Mum through the Banner Farm Ladies Association – had rung that evening to ask if I’d like a game. 

I cycled home from school, collected my kit and walked the 20 minutes to the ground.

George introduced me to the other Hawks players.

The Occasionals won the toss and batted.
I bowled a couple of overs and a ‘straight up & downer’ gave me my first wicket in club cricket.

When the Hawks batted, whilst they pretty much kept up with the required scoring rate, they regularly lost wickets.
The 9th wicket fell on the final ball of the penultimate over with 8 runs still needed.

A few minutes before 7.30 a very nervous Number 11 batsman on debut walked to the non-striker’s end.

Des Hitch, who was the Hawks Sunday captain, came up & said to me: 
When I say run, run like the wind, Ric. 
And Good Luck!

The scorebook for the final over records:

Ball
Batsman
Runs



1
Des
⁃
2
Des
1
3
Ric
⁃
4
Ric
3
5
Des
1

It had all come down - as it so often does in a Lord Ric Blog – to the final ball of the game. 
1 wicket left. 3 runs to get. All results possible.
Less than one second from the ball leaving the bowler's hand to determine the result.

The Occasionals captain conferred with the bowler and together they tinkered with the field placings.

Des gave me some well-meaning advice: Play the ball on its merits.

I looked round the ground.
50 years on I can remember exactly what I saw as though it was all engraved in slow motion.
On the Square Cover boundary a dog walker and his West Highland terrier had paused to watch the denouement.
Beyond Extra Cover word had reached the tennis courts that the game had got close, very close. The mixed-doubles had stopped playing and were peering through the perimeter netting.
All the Hawks players were standing outside the Pavilion.

And to the right of the Pavilion on the Long Off boundary I saw a man in a navy blue jumper on a bench by the oak trees.  
Sitting impassively, he was grey haired, his face tanned from many Seasons watching cricket.



A man in a navy blue jumper
I didn’t need to wonder what he was thinking nor seek his advice.
For I knew that Dad would be expecting me to answer that essential question which we all face:

What’s the point of Life if you don’t Give It A Go?

There was only one shot in my armoury which I could play with a decent chance of scoring the 3 runs needed to secure a victory for the Hawks: the one-bounce through Midwicket for four.

I asked the Umpire for a new guard of Middle Stump; and turned to the legside for one final look at the field placings.

The Occasionals captain must have guessed what I was going to try to do for he moved himself from Second Slip to Midwicket, about two-thirds of the way to the boundary on the Bowling Green side of the ground.

And so it was that by a couple of minutes after 7.30 on the evening of Wednesday 21st June 1967, exactly half a century ago today, we had reached - what in modern day T20 they call  - the Death Ball.

From behind the stumps the wicketkeeper chirruped: Come on, Boys. We can win this one!
The Umpire called: Play.
And the bowler ran in six or seven strides to the wicket

In truth, the ball was a little fuller than I would have ideally chosen, but it was on my favourite middle / middle & leg.
I swung my bat as hard as I could and felt contact with the ball.

I looked out to Midwicket.
The  Occasionals captain didn’t even move.

But then he didn’t need to … I had got a thick outside edge.
The ball had gone at catchable height to the right of the just vacated Second Slip and run down to the Hedge End of the ground for 4!!

The Hawks had won.

The Occasionals Captain came over and said wryly: Good shot, youngster.

The Captain and I  both realised that, although the Field Marshal  (probably!) wasn't watching the Hawks that particular game, Field Marshal Helmuth von Moltlke the Elder was right: 


No plan survives first contact with the enemy.

Des came up to me.

Well done, Young Ric!  
Let me buy a Birthday pint at The Spread.*

And are you available to play on Sunday?

*Editor: As Young Ric was only 15 this was a pint of Lemonade; obviously!!



The Spread Eagle, Forest Road
Too many Sunday evenings spent there to even begin to count !

So many, many happy memories of playing club cricket in the 1960’s, 70’s and ‘80s.
For the Hawks, Paddock Wood and Tunbridge Wells Borderers; especially the Saturday 2nd XI brilliantly led by Arthur Edwards, then Nigel Turner and finally by the Young Man himself.

There are famous victories to recount, long ago forgotten defeats and - above all – friendships to cherish.

It's over 30 years since I played my last game of club cricket.
(Sorry, Pete, it was a terrible shot I got out to; one which denied you getting a well-deserved 50.)

But when I see the names from scorebooks long ago  - Bishopp, Clarke, Clayton, Green, Hardwick (K & P), Hill & others - in the Fixtures I know that watching cricket in the sun with them is always going to be a Special Day.

The old friend is a guardian of memories on which we might otherwise have a damagingly tenuous hold... 
Remembering what it was like not to be what we are now.
Sathnam Sanghera 

As for  Des, he took me under his wing and initiated me in the ways of Sunday club cricket.

A retired semi-professional footballer for Eastbourne United, Des was an estate agent and sometime property developer. 
He was the first person I knew who owned a Jaguar, in which he often gave me a lift home.


The S-type
Driven by Des; & in the 1980's by DI Jack Regan in The Sweeney

One day, Des, I'll drive a Jag. 
And - though it took me nearly 30 years - one day I did !!

One Sunday we were away against Leigh on the village green where cricket has been played since the early 18th century.



The Village Green, Leigh

After the game we joined the opposition for a couple of pints (each!) in the local pub.



The Fleur De Lis

By barely 10.30 we were ready to leave.
The Jag knew its way home and we were soon round the back of Bidborough and on through Southborough.
As we passed Southfields and the Cross Keys pub by Powder Mill Lane a red Ferrari overtook the Jag.

Did Des and I really chase Stirling Moss in a Ferrari down St John’s Road at 100 miles an hour?



Ferrari 250 TR58
Stirling Moss at the wheel

Well, #JustPerhaps we did …. 

For as both cars sped by the turning to Culverden Down and the Ferrari swung right along Mount Ephraim towards Stormonts garage and the Kent & Sussex hospital, a policeman flagged down the Jag.

Evening, sir. Who do think you are: Stirling Moss?

No officer, Stirling was ahead of us in the Ferrari we were chasing!

It looked for all the world that Des was Bang To Rights.

But on that Sunday evening long, long ago the Cricketing Gods were smiling down on Des for the policeman was Charlie Morphy who lived in one of the police houses in Dorset Road leading up to the Hawks’ ground and who – shifts permitting – was an opening bowler for the Saturday 1st XI.

On your way Des. On your way.


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Sadly, Des and I lost touch after I moved from Tunbridge Wells.

But a few years ago back in September 2011 I saw the Family Announcement in the Kent & Sussex Courier that Des had passed away, with 78 years recorded in the scorebook.

ER Hickmott & Sons organised the funeral at St Mark’s Church. 

I like to think that they used one of their Jaguars for the hearse.



And that there was time for one last spin down St John’s Road!

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Place no faith in "Tomorrow,"

For the Clock may then be still.

Please …  Don’t ever be tempted to leave your own Bucket List until your “Tomorrow”.

After all ….

Why read a Lord Ric Cricket Blog, when You can star in your own?

See you soon!!

Lord Ric of Beckley Furnace

Follow me on Twitter: LordRic52

PS

On a day when inevitably I’ll be thinking about my own Clock of Life, you and I both might like to contemplate: 
Eternity

Think of a ball of steel as large as the world.
And a fly alighting on it once every million years.

When the ball of steel is rubbed away by the friction, Eternity will not even have begun.

The Picturegoers by David Lodge



With all  - bar the first 65 years -  of Eternity remaining

Plenty of "Final ball of the game" Lord Ric blogs still to happen !!



Friday, 31 March 2017

Of History & Of Legend


History has its truth, and so has Legend.

Legendary truth is of another nature than Historical truth.
Legendary truth is invention whose result is reality.

But, History and Legend have the same goal; to depict eternal man beneath momentary man.

Quatre vingt treize by Victor Hugo


Hi everyone!

Season 2017 should have started with my first Day at the Cricket being on Thursday 30 March  for Cambridge University v Nottinghamshire at Fenners.


But as Harold Macmillan (may have) famously said: " Events, dear boy, Events". And it was one such Event that meant at very short notice I  had to be in Newcastle on business on the 30th.

A disappointment, partly because it was the one time I was planning to watch Nottinghamshire as part of watching all 18 Counties this Season. Re-planning is underway !

And it was also disappointing as I haven't been to Fenners since 1974. 

So many memories of regularly watching cricket there in the early 1970's...

A mere 44 years ago & within a  couple of weeks of  my 21st birthday I was there with the Young Man – our friendship by then already stretching back over 15 years & now well over 60 years - sitting on the grass on the extra cover / midwicket boundary on the Glisson Road side of the ground for all three days of Combined Universities v New Zealand, chatting to & sharing an orange with the NZ bowler Dick Collinge.

The Young Man remembers EW ‘Jim’ Swanton, Cricket Correspondent of the Daily Telegraph from 1946 to 1975, sitting outside the Pavilion, resting his eyes in the afternoon sun after a really rather decent lunch !
I’ll be writing a blog about Jim later in the season.
For now, let me tell you what former England Captain Ray Illingworth said about Jim:

"Being such a Snob, Jim doesn't even travel in the same car as his Chauffeur."

As for the game itself, it was one of the most exciting I’ve ever, ever seen.

NZ scored 250 and the Universities replied with 299.
With NZ getting 259 for 7 declared in their 2nd innings, the Universities were set 211 to win.
By very last ball on the third & final afternoon the Universities required 4 to win with NZ needing to take one final wicket.
It ended honours shared with the Home team finishing on 207 for 9.

The Universities were well captained by Phillipe-Henri ‘Phil’ Edmonds, who went on to play for England in over 50 Test matches.
Many a tale to tell about Phil ...
You might like the one about the tour to India in 1984/85. England were playing India  in Calcutta. With the hosts playing at a snail's pace towards an inevitable draw, Phil, who was fielding at square leg, produced a copy of the Daily Telegraph and proceeded to read it!

And, of course, there are Phil’s then wife Frances’s wonderful, wonderful books about being on tour with England in the mid 1980’s. 
Two of the wittiest, most incisive books ever written about cricket:


Who can ever forget what she wrote about - without naming about him - England’s Great All Rounder of the 1970s and ‘80s?

I have always been physically afraid of people whose body weight in kilos
 is numerically higher than their IQ.

Once he’d had the 'Rithmetic explained to him, the Boy from Bucklers Mead Comprehensive wasn’t very impressed!

Frances could be equally acerbic about Phil:

Reputation for being awkward & arrogant, 
probably because he is awkward & arrogant.

Works hard at trying to be controversial & iconoclastic, 
but basically a pillar of the Establishment.

Editor:
Lord Ric & Phillipe-Henri share the same educational establishments in The Skinners’ School, Tunbridge Wells & Fitzwilliam College, Cambridge.
Beyond that I am unable to comment on what other – if any – characteristics they share!

But, notwithstanding Phil’s many & varied talents – including making £20 million in three days in 2005 from his investment in White Nile -  looking back over four decades to the match at Fenners the Universities player who very much took the eye was the No.4.
He top scored in the 1st innings with 73 and then again with 88 in the 2nd. As well as taking 7 for 146 in the match.

Many a blog written and many a tale told about Sussex Legends, not least two from the 1950’s & ’60’s:


Young Jim & Lord Ted

But today it is time to speak of a Sussex player from the 1970’s & ‘80’s, a Prince amongst Men, for the No.4 for the Combined Universities is the Legend who is Imran Khan.


Legends’ Lane, Hove

Born in 1952 in Lahore, Pakistan & educated at Worcester RGS & Keble College, Oxford, Imran was a registered Worcestershire player when I first saw him play. But from 1977 to 1988 he was a Sussex player & it was at Hove where another Sussex Legend, John Snow,  assisted Imran in turning his left shoulder more towards fine leg, to help achieve the out-swinger & become a technically competent fast bowler.
Never in doubt that Imran & Snowy open the bowling in my Sussex All Time Dream XI !

Of course, when it comes to Sporting Legends everyone has their favourites; and Imran Khan is right up there for me.

Let me tell you why …

To be a Legend you must have Performance.

In his 88 Tests for Pakistan over the 21 years between 1971 & 1992 Imran scored 3,807 runs at an average of 38 with 362 wickets at 23. He is one of only 8 Test players ever to make 3,000 runs & take 300 wickets and the 2nd fastest to get there after the Boy from Bucklers Mead Comprehensive, Sir Ian Botham.
Imran captained Pakistan to win the 1992 Cricket World cup, taking the last wicket himself.

Yes, Imran had Performance.

But to be a Legend, Performance on its own won’t be enough; you must also have Panache.
The dictionary defines Panache as: flamboyant confidence of style or manner.

Never more was this characteristic demonstrated than in the Sussex v Middlesex match at Hove over the August Bank Holiday weekend in 1981.

Phil Edmonds, acting captain for Mike "Degree in People" Brearley, won the toss and batted. Middlesex made just 154, with Imran taking 4 for 41 and Garth Le Roux 3 for 32.
With Middlesex’s fastest bowler Wayne Daniel picking up an injury, it was Simon Hughes – these days known as The Analyst and the current editor of The Cricketer magazine - who led the attack. 


Sussex made steady progress, passing Middlesex’s total for the loss of only 5 wickets.
Hughes was loathe to bowl any bouncers for in Imran & Le Roux for Sussex had two ferocious fast bowlers in their ranks.
On one of those boiling hot days you just occasionally get on the South Coast, when Hughes ended a long spell, Imran asked the Middlesex Captain: “May I take my helmet off, now?” Edmonds agreed, and on came the sunhat.
Hard to even begin know why, but Phil decided to irritate Imran. He told Hughes to have just one more over with a couple of Bouncers. Imran was unready for such a ball & he could only fend the ball to gully for an easy catch.
Whilst Hughes took 5 for 94 in his 34 overs, Sussex ended with 252, a lead of 98.

When Middlesex came out in bat, Imran was fired up from the very first ball, taking 6 for 52 in Middlesex’s 157 all out.
Captain Barclay and fellow opener Mendis opened for Sussex, who won easily by 10 wickets.

And the moral of the story?



So, you too want to be a Legend ?

You have Performance and you also have Panache.

So just the one thing left to do: Have you read the Greatest book ever written on Management?


As The Postman always says: It’s all about Delivery !

Can you Deliver when it really, really matters?

Let me finish this blog with the story of Sydney University v North Sydney in 1984.

Whilst in Sydney Imran was staying at The Connaught, overlooking Hyde Park and would drive around town in a red sports car.

Imran’s team Sydney University were defending just 180, with North Sydney making easy work of the run chase.

During the lunch interval Imran left the ground with a Blonde in the red sports car and drove back to The Connaught.


The Connaught, Sydney
The Special on the lunch menu is highly recommended !!

No sign of Imran as the lunch interval ended and so Sydney University had to take to the field with only with 10 men.

At 130 for 3 North Sydney were strolling to victory.

20 minutes into the afternoon session, Imran Khan and the Blonde returned.

Imran ambled on to the field, taking his place down at fine-leg.

As a wicket fell, leaving North Sydney to get a further 30 runs with four wickets remaining, Imran Khan walked up to his captain Mick O’Sullivan, offered no explanation as to why he had been late back from lunch, simply stating: “I will bowl now”.

The match report records:

The long struggle on the second day saw us restricting the run rate but finding it difficult to obtain wickets.
That is until at 2.10pm after a slightly longer than scheduled lunch (for who knows what) Imran’s wonderful words, “Captain, I will bowl now” were uttered.
After a big Imran off cutter hit Graham Spring’s stumps, Greedy Grimble chipped in with Trevor Chappell’s wicket. Two more Imran off cutters for LBWs saw the game turn our way.

Good pressure was maintained and we scraped home by 9 runs. 
Imran’s 4-25 from 23 overs was a high point.

As team member Kerry O’Keeffe’s famously said:

Once Imran got those Balls swinging, he was impossible to play!



I did tell you that Imran Khan was a Legend !!

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TBH, I can’t promise you that Lunchtime with Lord Ric on the deckchairs at the Cromwell Road end will be anywhere near as exciting as Lunchtime with Imran would have been at The Connaught ...

But anyway, why not get a date or three in your diary to watch some cricket with me in Season 2017?

After all ….

Why read a Lord Ric Cricket Blog, when you can be in one. ©

See you soon!!

Lord Ric of Beckley Furnace

Follow me on Twitter: LordRic52

PS

Can it be that this October Imran will turn 65?

As I edge  - with some sense of trepidation -  towards my own 65th birthday on 21st June, I’d like to end with another quote from Victor Hugo:

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young,
he may be sure that they think he is growing old!



Keep the compliments coming !!